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“Your family or friends are guaranteed payment after you die and can use this for whatever they want. A big fancy funeral. A crazy holiday. A big monument to you. Hint, hint...”

“Avoid the awkward move back in with the folks...”

“We’re not saying anything is going to happen to you, but short term life insurance can take the heat off.”

“Life, Death and Everything Inbetween”

“Make sure your home is there to haunt...well it aint gonna pay itself!”

“When you fall down and can’t get back up, we’ll find a solution that will mean you don’t need to bounce back before you’re better.”